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J.D. Vance Should Be Forced To Knuckle Up With LeBron

I think it's time to see if LarBon Jim could dunk Vance like a basketball.

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D.J. Byrnes
Nov 12, 2021
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J.D. Vance posts racist video but all anyone's talking about are his erect  nipples and bad eyeliner / Queerty

I said last week that—other than me—Casey Anthony was the most embarrassing Ohio State fan alive. I misspoke. Murdering your baby and beating the case in open court is more honorable than J.D. Vance’s campaign for Senate.

Vance is the Yale Law-educated socialite who is currently trying to hillbilly cosplay his way through the Republican primary for Rob …

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