LeBron James for Senate 2022

The kid from Akron is the only one who can split the Red Sea.

I am condemned to die in the Alabama of the North, where Republicans are lizards and the Democrats would rather cry about gerrymandering than mount an actual resistance.

Despite gerrymandering not applying to statewide elections, I do understand the havoc it wreaks on the psyche of down-ballot voters.

For example, when I lived in Piqua, I was effectively…