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The Rooster is already salivating at some of the freakier Republican-on-Republican crimes in the 2026 election cycle.

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D.J. Byrnes
Feb 06, 2026
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Today is the last chance f you want to throw in on the check that the Patriots Caucus cuts to the Haitian immigrant community in Springfield.

Any interested scragglers can donate through Venmo or PayPal. It’s expected to be an amount that shattered the $1,200 donation in 2024.

We can only hope the monetary sum provides …

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