Let's Go Bucks?

It's Big Ten championship week and I'm struggling to get into the local team.

This time two years ago, I was in Indianapolis to watch the Ohio State Battlin’ Buckeyes ritualistically butcher Northwestern in the Big Ten championship game.

I’ve always hated Northwestern since they chose the “Wildcats” for a nickname over “Purple Haze.” Dealing with their idiot students who couldn’t talk one lick of smack reminded me that the dorks …