Aside from the problematic use of the word “ghetto” it’s hard to see how this map of Ohio could be any more accurate.

“Godfather meets The Wire” is the most accurate description of Mahoning County that I’ve ever heard.
Anyway if anybody needs me I’ll be in Kentucky until Saturday. Hopefully they have TVs down there otherwise I’m going to jail if I can’t …
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