Music Man moves on: Here's Max Miller's latest love interest

Rocky River's still-married Congressman is moving on with a bodybuilder who finalized her divorce three weeks ago.

Max Miller’s mugshot from his days at Animal Torture University and his new love interest, Jaclyn Faith Alatrash.

Ohio is a magical place where you can become a Congressman because you used to soothe a cranky Donald Trump with his favorite show tunes.

That’s the story of Congressman Max Miller (R-Rocky River), who reportedly earned the moniker “Music Man” as an aide to Trump while tasked with playing his favorite show tunes whenever the president went on one of his legendary tirades.

Miller seemed destined for higher office in Ohio after marrying Emily Moreno, the younger daughter of Senator Bernie Moreno.

But the Congressman’s ambitions might have hit a snag, as he’s currently going through a tumultuous divorce. The still-married Congressman has a, let’s say, turbulent relationship with women dating back to when he pushed a girl down the stairs at Shaker Heights High School.

Miller’s 7th Congressional District will be the most intriguing Republican seat to watch in the latest round of redistricting set to kick off later this summer.

Bernie Moreno is currently ensconced as Ohio’s most prominent MAGA politician, and multiple sources have told The Rooster that Congresswoman Shontel Brown (D-Cleveland) is sweating over the possibility that the powerbase in her district could be moved from the east side (read: Black and Jewish) to the west side (read: White) of Cleveland.

That could put Miller and his adjacent district in a precarious position, especially after he committed the faux pas of likening Trump’s rhetoric on Haitian immigrants to Hitler. He’s easily the lowest man on the totem pole among Ohio’s Republican Congressional delegation. He’s also short on allies.

But he won’t go into battle alone at heart! We know that because Jaclyn Faith Alatrash, a bodybuilder from Westlake, hard launched Miller on Instagram on March 3rd:

Various social media posts from Jaclyn Faith Alatrash.

While Miller is still technically married, Ms. Alatrash is recently single.

According to Cuyahoga County court records, her now ex-husband, a sports medicine doctor at the Cleveland Clinic, filed for divorce on Jan. 22 and earned a dissolution of marriage on Feb. 27.

Five days after her then-husband filed for divorce, Alatrash “liked” Miller’s Instagram photograph from his official Congressional account:

A photo posted on Jan. 25 to Rep. Miller’s Congressional Instagram account.

Alatrash has “liked” ten of Miller’s 11 subsequent posts since Jan. 25, with Miller’s “Holocaust Remembrance Day” post being the only one not to earn that distinction.

For days after signing her dissolution papers, Alatrash launched Miller on Instagram. Did her romance with the Congressman play a role in the dissolution of her first marriage? It’s hard to say.

But in an authentic “only in Cleveland” twist, Alatrash is the daughter of the “Bonnie and Clyde” couple that the FBI indicted for bribery and making false statements about contracts with the Regional Transit Authority in 2009.

In a May 2021 interview with Status Fitness, Alatrash listed the five most important attributes she sees in a person:

• Compassion

• Responsibility

• Honesty

• Accountability

• Discipline

Good luck to Capitol Hill’s hottest new couple! Given Miller’s reported history, it’s probably good that Alatrash appears more than capable of womanhandling that pipsqueak—should the circumstances arise.

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A former ad for Daniel Kalmbach’s campaign in the Ohio House 69th District in 2024.