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Maybe We'll Be Murdered Today Who Knows

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D.J. Byrnes
Aug 05, 2019
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America is a magical land where entitled white incels still fuming about the cute girl in 7th grade geology class that calmly rejected a nerd’s dating proposal can use a murder machine to kill nine people and injure 27 others in 30 seconds and the carnage is somehow not even the deadliest mass shooting within the last 12 hours.

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