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Measles are just the start

Once you believe coronavirus vaccine misinformation, the rest is easy.

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D.J. Byrnes
Dec 07, 2022
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I took the ACT next to my friend’s at-the-time girlfriend. I’ll never forget her look of terror when the proctor announced there were only five minutes left on the exam.

We exchanged a glance and she showed me her Scantron. She wasn’t even halfway done.

She got something like a 17 on the test, which is saying a lot considering I guessed on the entire test…

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