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Mike DeWine: Forever a Bum

Why wouldn't the governor want to go watch a shitty football team hold practice?

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Aug 25, 2021
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This is what Mike DeWine is looking like right now: prochoice

The Cincinnati Bengals are a notoriously shitty NFL franchise. Their owner, the odious Mike Brown, is the textbook example of a cheap billionaire who grifts taxpayers for a living. For example, Hamilton County taxpayers are on the hook for a holographic replay machine should one ever be invented. This motherfucker doesn’t even have a scouting department.

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