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Moron Militia Marches to Meet Their Maker

While prisoners in Marion County are left to die.

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D.J. Byrnes
Apr 20, 2020
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Welcome to the weed holiday of April 20th.

Normally I treat this day like the Irish treat March 17th — another 24-hour block indiscernible from any other random weekday. Yet my Marionaire Sense is sending a shiver down my spine. I’m thinking today might be different.

What I remember most about this date is in 1999 when two dweebs in trench coats butchere…

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