Happy New Year from The Rooster!

Well wishes to everyone except Ohio State head football coach Ryan Day.

Happy New Year from your friends at The Rooster.

The good news is that, unless you woke up in prison or bankrupt and hungover in a gutter, there is no way you had a worse New Year’s Eve than Ohio State head football coach Ryan Day.

Per company policy, there is no dispatch on federal holidays.

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