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Nick Bosa Gets Trumped

Columbus cops spend taxpayer money at Kahoots, craft beers booming in Ohio, and more.

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D.J. Byrnes
Apr 29, 2019
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As I’ve always said, sports broadcasts should do away with analysts and simply stream audio from the nearest bathroom because nobody understands the game better than drunk fans who won’t remember it in the morning:

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