No Rooster dispatch today!
The Rooster is observing July 4th today. I’ll return on Friday with a dispatch most likely centered on our governor, Grandpa Sleepy Tea, though that’s not 100% decided.
In the meantime, enjoy this tweet from State Rep. Brian Stewart (R-Ashville):
Yes, only in America do we equate “freedom” with purchasing cheap, dangerous and loud foreign products that pollute our air and terrify our animals. Land of the free, baby!
Please don’t blow off any digits tonight setting off any leftover products. You’ll need them to stay in tune with the happenings of our backwater outpost. This newsletter is nothing with out its readers, after all.
See you Friday!
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