No Rooster on Monday on Account the Rooster Crowed Sunday

My bad!

I saw a doctor last week for the first time since I turned 26. And what I mean by “doctor” is that I met a nurse in a sterilized room for eight minutes before she sent me to do some “blood work.” That entire process cost the insurance company $900, of which they passed $210 on to me.

I was thankful to live in the land of the free and the home of the bra…