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Dec 29, 2023
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The problem with my schtick is that sometimes uncharitable readers think that I view myself as the paragon of perfection. That’s only in comparison to the lizard cabal that controls Ohio’s state and local governments. Anyone short of a murderous pedophile look like Jesus of Nazareth in comparison.

But I digress. I had a nice article planned today with a …

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