No Rooster Today
It's the Monday after the Super Bowl. Just because it's not a federal holiday doesn't mean it shouldn't be.
When I am president, one of my major planks will be making the Monday after the Super Bowl a federal holiday. But that’s not going to stop me from celebrating like it already is.
I’m not working today. You’re not working today. We’ll go again tomorrow.
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