The Rooster

The Rooster

No Rooster Today

It's the Monday after the Super Bowl. Just because it's not a federal holiday doesn't mean it shouldn't be.

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D.J. Byrnes
Feb 13, 2023
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When I am president, one of my major planks will be making the Monday after the Super Bowl a federal holiday. But that’s not going to stop me from celebrating like it already is.

I’m not working today. You’re not working today. We’ll go again tomorrow.

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