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Not Yet Mentally Ill Enough to Watch the Debates

Ohio could vote on St. Patrick's Day for some reason, burglaries rise on Ohio State's campus, and more.

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D.J. Byrnes
Jun 26, 2019
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I’m just surprised it took until 2019 for a Midwestern newspaper to rank Ranch sauces:

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