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Ohio can't find a reputable drug dealer

But thankfully there's a new effort afoot to end the charade (and save hundreds of millions of dollars in the process).

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Apr 17, 2023
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The state of Ohio has many problems, as you might know by reading this humble newsletter. One major problem at the moment is that the state can’t find a reputable drug dealer to supply them with a death cocktail to execute convicted criminals.

It’s weird to think about some exasperated bureaucrat working the phones to secure the death cocktail from incre…

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