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Ohio Has Militias, Too

Chicagoan discovers Cleveland's agreeable retail prices, Neil Armstrong's adult sons sell the farm, and more.

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Jul 29, 2019
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May or may have not disrespected a stop sign in New Washington yesterday and accidentally taken a cop on a five-mile joy ride before I noticed his ire.

Thought I might spend some time in Crawford County jail when two sheriff’s deputies took instant interest in my detainment. Luckily it was easy portraying myself as a sunbaked dipshit who forgot to look …

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