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Ohio Man Clogs Dentist's Toilet, Forgets Gun

This state is famously known for its well-regulated militia.

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D.J. Byrnes
Dec 27, 2019
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Somehow it’s only Friday. Normally this day would bring joy. Instead I’m realizing there are like 36 hours left until Ohio State kicks off against Clemson.

To outsiders it definitely looks like I have a problem. But everyone with Buckeye Brain Disease knows it’s no exaggeration when I say this game between two team of “amateur” athletes will set the tone…

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