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Ohio Primary Autopsy 2026: Big Game Hunting

It's possible Speaker Matt Huffman spent his Tuesday evening browsing wholesale fertilizer prices on the dark web.

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D.J. Byrnes
May 06, 2026
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From left to right: State Senators Andy Brenner and Kristina Roegner, Ohio House Speaker Matt Huffman, State Rep. Beath Lear, anti-abortion zombie Christina Hagan, and former State Senator Frank Hoagland

The material conditions are deteriorating in the increasingly insignificant, polluted backwater outpost that we love to know.

But seeing Speaker Matt Huf…

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