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Ohioans Saw 2,600 UFOs in 2019

Ohioans Saw 2,600 UFOs in 2019

Aliens are real. No doubt about it.

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D.J. Byrnes
Dec 11, 2019
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Folks… it appears we have been sentenced to another day on Earth. No I’m not sure what this is all about either. But I guess we have no choice but to do another day on our favorite cosmic rock. I turned 33 yesterday like a dumb-ass and I’m still trying to figure out when I’ll be relieved of this death sentence. I’m starting to worry it won’t be any time…

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