Ohioans Saw 2,600 UFOs in 2019

Aliens are real. No doubt about it.

Folks… it appears we have been sentenced to another day on Earth. No I’m not sure what this is all about either. But I guess we have no choice but to do another day on our favorite cosmic rock. I turned 33 yesterday like a dumb-ass and I’m still trying to figure out when I’ll be relieved of this death sentence. I’m starting to worry it won’t be any time…