Ohio's New License Plate is an Affront to God

Much like the state, you only get angrier the more you think about the entire concept.

The truth is Ohio doesn’t do license plates well. You would think, given the simplicity of the assignment—I’m not trying to engage in art criticism while hurling down the interstate at 69 mph—and the uniqueness of Ohio’s shape, we would be commonly respected in American License Plate Power Rankings.

Unfortunately, no competent graphic designer is from Oh…