On Godzilla vs. Kong

Sometimes you just want to watch a dumb movie about fisticuffs between a giant ape and a nuclear lizard. (No spoilers.)

I don’t watch a lot of movies, and I’m certainly not some asshole like Martin Scorsese who refers to them as “cinema” or “films” and expects an illuminating critique of the human condition every time I sit down to watch one.

I’m usually hungover or trying to kill a couple of hours (or both) whenever I watch one. I can appreciate ridiculous franchises lik…