One Nation Under God

What would Jesus do? It's hard to say.

America loves to pretend we’re a country built on Judeo-Christian values, a term I never understood because it depends on one half of the alliance burning in Hell.

I’ve read the Bible. Jesus is welcome to bark with the Freaks any time because last I checked he was more about whipping money changers than ever uttering the word, “abortion.”

Most churches in…