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One Weird Trick to Ban Golf

BrewDog no longer hip or cool, exploding vending machine creates active shooter alert, and more.

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D.J. Byrnes
May 13, 2019
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Congratulations to the parents who named a child “Khaleesi” or “Daenarys” that now have the namesake of an ifamous terrorist roaming around the house. The lesson, as always, is to never name children after a character in a show that has yet to conclude.

You have no idea if that character will go from the principled protagonist to a PTSD-afflicted war cr…

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