Starting to wonder if the kitten the neighborhood kids gifted me is a fascist. I am under totalitarian rule. Lamps? On the floor. Bags? The most interesting toy ever invented. Sleep? Never heard of her. Food? This motherfucker loves pasta.
What I’m saying is if my landlord’s house burns down, please point the finger at the cutest kitten this side of Hig…
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