You won't regret quitting the Browns

Drunk and emotional about the Browns is no way to go through life. I would know.

I used to react to the thought of football without alcohol like a slug thrown into a bucket of salt.

Sure, I could quit alcohol. But only until football started. It ain’t alcoholism to binge drink Tito’s Handmade Vodka at sunrise in a parking lot if the Buckeyes or Browns play in a couple of hours.

Football season was my favorite weapon to ward off any no…