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Reminder: The Rooster Doesn't Do Federal Holidays

If bankers don't have to work, neither should you.

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D.J. Byrnes
Jan 17, 2022
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Comedian Impersonates FBI on Twitter, Makes MLK Assassination Joke

Chairman Xi’s Patriots Caucus is booming with new members, so I’d like to remind everyone that The Rooster doesn’t do federal holidays. I am a firm believer that if bankers and other Wall-Street-associated finks don’t have to work today, then neither should you.

Besides, nothing I could write today on Martin Luther King Jr. Day could be as hilariously gr…

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