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The Rooster

Revenge of the Nerds

An array of salt-of-the-Earth, Ivy-League educated freaks are coming to Ohio.

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D.J. Byrnes
Apr 29, 2022
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We are a mere merciful four days away from the end of Republican Senate primary. Few things in life thrill me more than watching rich awful people burn stacks of their own money while savaging each other in ways only intimates know how.

I think it’s good and hilarious that Josh Mandel’s fucked-up looking dick (Trump’s w…

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