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Rooster: Trump in Trouble in Ohio?

North Korea sent U.S. a $2 million bill for comatose Ohioan's care, Joe Biden's manager has deep ties to Ohio, and more.

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Apr 26, 2019
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I chuckled, just as Dwayne Haskins did, when the New York Giants selected a cardboard cutout from Duke named Daniel. As someone who watched Hall of Famer Joe Thomas lead his team to approximately five wins a season, I laughed when the Cincinnati Bengals drafted a tackle from Alabama named Jonah.

The fun and games ended when the Washington Slurs deftly se…

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