Rooster: Rob a Store, Go to Jail; Rob Students, Get a Mansion
Ohio Parole Board still corrupt, alcohol laws relaxed to the chagrin of health advocates, and more.
Another day, another Monday earning profits for shareholders. I love the America, where 80% of the country dreads the start of the work week. Brilliant system. We could never hope to do better.
THE SHERIFF AIN’T WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR
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If you rob a gas station or commit some other petty crime, you will go to prison for multiple years. But if you’re a Fa…