Rooster: Rob a Store, Go to Jail; Rob Students, Get a Mansion

Ohio Parole Board still corrupt, alcohol laws relaxed to the chagrin of health advocates, and more.

Another day, another Monday earning profits for shareholders. I love the America, where 80% of the country dreads the start of the work week. Brilliant system. We could never hope to do better.

THE SHERIFF AIN’T WALKING THROUGH THAT DOOR

If you rob a gas station or commit some other petty crime, you will go to prison for multiple years. But if you’re a Fa…