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When Nerds Take Control

When Nerds Take Control

Imagine your grandpa having a say in your sex life. That's Ohio now.

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D.J. Byrnes
Jan 03, 2020
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Next time I’m trying to bark at state politicians… please remind me that I was 33-years-old when I realized the power of a kitchen table.

(Spoiler: I’m about to bark at state and federal politicians.)

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