I apologize to all the readers who checked their email expecting words worthy of the 200-year event that will be today’s total eclipse.
Unless you’ve been under a rock, which is understandable, you’ve probably heard of the eclipse happening this afternoon. But in case you need a reminder, the totality line is teeming with like 300,000 visitors.
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