Rooster in Review: Come get your hoodies and candles!
Rooster in Review: Come get your hoodies and candles!
The wheel of capitalism never stops turning.
It’s been another brisk week of Rooster Worldwide LLC. But the wheel of capitalism never stops turning.
I’ve added two hoodies and candles to The RooStore in time for the holiday season.
The shirts are all in stock, too. If you order today they will be here in time for Christmas as a gift to the biggest freak in your life! I’ve been dubbed a five-star seller for a reason by Etsy reviewers!
If you want a specific color that’s not offered, please respond to this email, and I’ll see what I can do.
Also, feel free to browse the Printify catalog; if you see a product you’d like on a Roostore design, please let me know, and I’ll add it like I did this women’s quarter zip pullover and racerback tank top.
Hope to have some more stuff up in the next week. As always, new products will first be offered to members of the Patriots Caucus with prices set at a profit of $1.
You can join The Patriots Caucus over here. There will also be patriots-only giveaways in the coming weeks. And you can only win if you’re a member of the most deranged political cadre in America.
This week in Ohio Man…
Sometimes I struggle to find an Ohio Man saga worthy of highlighting in the weekly installment. However, “Ohio Man shoots a man outside a strip club in an argument over potato chips” made this week easy.
From cleveland19.com:
AKRON, Ohio (WOIO) - Akron police say detectives arrested a 42-year-old man Wednesday evening who is accused of shooting a victim in the face over a dispute about potato chips.
According to police, the department identified Melvin Wright as a suspect in the shooting that took place around 9 p.m. Tuesday outside of Lusty’s Adventures in the 40 block of Stanton Avenue.
Metro RTA police arrested Wright on charges of felonious assault and weapons under disability.
Akron police say the victim took himself to Summa Health Akron City Hospital after being shot in the face.
He told police a man he didn’t know confronted him. Then, police said the victim reported the man shot him in the face after he refused to share potato chips with the man.
AR-15s and other semiautomatic headlines earn a lot of the gun control disdain in America because of mass shootings which become less newsworthy every year. But many more people die and are injured a year thanks to the dearth of cheap, unregulated handguns in America.
These types of crimes don’t happen in other developed nations, and we can thank the Second Amendment for that.
This week in The Rooster…
Politicians lost the right to publicly support sports teams. You might blame Ryan Day for another loss to Michigan. And that’s fine! But don’t lose track of the blood on Frank LaRose’s hands as well. He was a disgrace that day, per usual.
Break Down of a Bust Up: Riley Gaines. You never know who will walk through the Statehouse doors on any given day, and a coterie of criminally old men couldn’t stop me from busting up a professional bigot who flew to my city to peddle hate.
Ohio didn’t exactly cover itself in glory this week. Bill Dean's disgrace, Frank LaRose’s horrible week, Gary Click catches a case, the depraved Ohio lawyer who routinely shits in Pringles cans, and more!
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