Rooster in Review: Freaks are barking
Recapping the horrible week for our enemies.
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For Ohio State Buckeyes fans out there, I returned to my old stomping grounds on The High Street Freaks podcast to discuss the Michigan cheating scandal with the Meet at Midfield crew.
While I’m obviously biased, this podcast was a riot to record, which usually bodes well for the entertainment of others. While I’m not on every episode, High Street Freaks is definitely worth following for Buckeye football fans.
In the latest sign the Holy Rollers are sweating about the passage of Issue 1 in November, Governor Grandpa Sleepy Tea, who has signed every abortion attack put in front of him throughout his career, is attempting to convince us that the Republican legislative supermajorities are now open to negotiate on abortion.
Get this bum outta here! I can’t wait to make him have to live with being the governor who oversaw abortion and birth control rights enshrined in our state constitution. I hope it haunts him to the grave and in the afterlife, too.
This week in Ohio Man…
There are sometimes I wonder how rich I would be if I ever dedicated my life to scamming because it seems quite easy!
Given this report, I must stress that if someone contacts you on Instagram(?) claiming to be a personal assistant of a sexy celebrity and offering a chance to turn $665 into $48,500 — it’s probably too good to be true!
From Bob Sandrick of Cleveland.com:
A Berea man, 32, told police Oct. 20 that he had been defrauded of $665 on Instagram.
The man said he was contacted on Instagram in April by a fraudster claiming to be the personal assistant of British movie star Emma Watson. The fraudster asked the man to contact Watson through WhatsApp, through which people can make international phone calls.
The man called the number given him. A second fraudster posing as Watson asked the man for help with a job opportunity, purchasing bitcoin for a company called Forexbrickfunds.com.
The second fraudster told the man that he would have to establish accounts with cryptocurrency exchanges Binance and Robinhood to buy the bitcoin. The man gave her his banking information, including his account number.
The woman said he would receive a check for $48,500.
Honestly, I’m surprised that guy even had $665 in his bank account. You wonder how people like that get through in life.
This week in The Rooster…
Break the wheel. The candidacies of Adrienne Hood and Joe Motil offer the best chance in a long time at breaking the tyranny of the Franklin County Democratic Party Sample Ballot.
What’s extreme? The party that made a 10-year-old rape victim leave the state for an abortion is now trying to convince us they’re a party of moderation.
Mayor Suburbs has no clothes. A look at Mayor Suburbs’ taxpayer-funded campaign apparatus before he refuses to discuss an insult to my neighborhood that he said to a reporter on the record.
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