Rooster in Review: Fuck it, here's another chance to win a free sticker

My thanks to President Xi Jinping's Patriots Caucus.

I rode my bike 50 miles yesterday, and considering Tuesday featured an Emergency Rooster dispatch about Josh Mandel’s divorce records, I’m tabling my daily grievance essay and instead running the weekly Rooster in Review early.

I also received another batch of stickers yesterday. While they don’t feature the illustrious Xi Jinping design you see above (coming soon), they feature two designs subscribers and casual fans adore:

If you want to purchase these stickers, send whatever you’re willing to pay to my Venmo. Include your address, and I’ll get those in the mail early next week. You’ll get both stickers in the package. If they get lost in the mail for whatever reason, I’ll send you another round no problem.

However, if you feel Lady Fortune is at your back, then here’s your chance to win a sticker shipped to your house free of charge.

This contest is only open to members of the Patriots Caucus.