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Rooster in Review: Never go full LaRose

Here's 800 words on why we should ship Ohio's Secretary of State to The Hague before we hit the bricks for a holiday weekend.

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D.J. Byrnes
Jul 03, 2026
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We’re keeping it light today, with the Fourth of July doing us dirty by falling on a Saturday.

But I wanted to highlight some particular villainy by Secretary of State Frank LaRose, a long-time punching bag in the Rooster Cinematic Universe, who, it must be noted, finished third in his own precinct during the 2024 Republican Senate primary.

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