Rooster in Review: Police confused by motive of a man yelling racist slurs at a football game

Doesn't seem that hard to deduce, but I'm not a professional criminal investigator.

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From Jack Shea of fox8.com:

“He started yelling the N word, started cussing at us, saying he was going to kick people’s [expletive],” said Sandusky parent Richard Alexander.

[…]

Witnesses say 30-year-old Ryan Bullis then pulled out a canister of pepper spray and started spraying some of the Sandusky fans after they confronted him about his behavior in front of dozens of children.

“I saw a lot of looks on their faces. They were pretty disheartened by what was going on. My son was standing there seeing me pepper sprayed, it was just a bad deal all the way around,” said Alexander.

[…]

Investigators are now trying to determine what the motive for Bulllis’ unruly behavior may have been. He is not the parent of any of the young players in Sunday’s game.

I feel it’s pretty easy to deduce the motive of the guy who went to a high school football game and started yelling racial slurs at people before pepper spraying. But I am not surprised the local police department has a hard time discerning blatant white supremacism when it’s staring them in the face.

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