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Bridget Gargan's avatar

Rooster, I Hardly Knew, Ye

I spent 34 years in the hallowed halls of the Ohio Statehouse without having someone like you to save my sanity. Damn. I would have sought you out on a regular basis.I’ve been meaning to reach out to you for awhile.

Finally, I got a kick in the pants to do so. While this isn’t really newsworthy….

Yesterday, I received a text message in error from the Lifewise Academy, which is only funny because I find the entire idea of Lifewise evil, putrid, disgusting, and vile.

Kicks keep getting harder to find, so I have been fucking with the sender ( who mistook me for a parent of one of their brainwashed attendees) and it has provided me with a sliver of joy as Trump spews his vulgarity throughout the world.

Is there a way to send you a screenshot?

Fuck anybody who ain’t us, Rooster.

Bridget Gargan

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D.J. Byrnes's avatar

Thank you for the kind words, Bridget.

You can email me the screen shot at rooster at substack dot com. Thank you!

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