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The March Mailbag is here

Data centers, writing style credits, Jon Fortney's terminal case of Rooster Derangement Syndrome, and more!

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D.J. Byrnes
Mar 25, 2026
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Welcome to the March Mailbag, where one reader seems intent on making my unelectable in any future campaign for political office by asking me one weird question!

But before we begin, I’m once again pushing the Patriot Wire, the free SMS-based texting service that will disseminate breaking news and psychic damage on Ohio’s most malignant political actors.

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