Rumor Mill Monday: The Feds didn't pinch Senator Sewer 😭😭😭

On the rumor that swept the Statehouse gossip mill by storm over the weekend.

I was returning from a 30-mile bike ride along the Alum Creek Trail when my Apple watch buzzed with a text from a nonpolitical friend familiar with the infamous State Senator Niraj Antani (R-Sewer).

“Be on the lookout for some big news about our friend Niraj,” the text read. I decided I’d investigate when I got home. With about four miles left in the rid…