Say It Ain't So, John Glenn!

Ohio's most legendary Democratic Senator is officially cancelled.

The trial of British socialist Ghislaine Maxwell, more famously known as Jeffrey Epstein’s madam who (allegedly) helped orchestrate his underage prostitution racket, kicked off this week in Manhattan.

Somewhat shockingly, Maxwell hasn’t turned up dead in her jail cell under mysterious circumstances like Epstein.

The trial, of course, will shed even more …