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Slapshot Carter, report to Hell!

Slapshot Carter, report to Hell!

What happened to the land-grant university I loved?

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D.J. Byrnes
Feb 28, 2025
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From left to right: Brutus Buckeye, President Ted “Slapshot” Carter, Benito Mussolini, Mussolini’s mistress Claretta Petacci, and Dr. Martin Luther King Junior

The capitulation of Ohio’s flagship university is complete.

SB-1, the conservative snowflake attack on college faculty by the State Legislature, hasn’t even been passed by the House of Representat…

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