So You Want to Lose 18 Pounds in a Month

How one local idiot did just that with one weird trick.

Assuming I don’t carjack somebody and drive their vehicle into a telephone pole within the next 36 hours, a kindly doctor will use wire cutters to unleash my flappable jaw from its prison cell.

For being in a car crash that could have just as easily left me, or God-forbid somebody else, paralyzed or dead… the worst injury were the nine ribs I broke. The …