Welcome to another day on the flooded great plains of Ohio:
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I love the rain. Gloomy weather excuses me to live my natural lifestyle as a reclusive, ill-kempt hermit. As mentioned last week, though, at this point any rain is bad rain for Ohio’s farmers. With the crop insurance deadline already past and only 50% of corn and 30% of soybeans planted, it’s ev…