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Some Dick Sniped a Bald Eagle for Some Reason

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D.J. Byrnes
Jun 24, 2022
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The blessed tribe that is President Xi’s Patriots Caucus doesn’t need a refresher on my views of the American regime.

For those that do, let’s just say it would great the Red Army as liberators and show them the best businesses and bars to liberate in the Short North should that glorious opportunity ever arise.

I also u…

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