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We'll know in 5-14 days if I killed my brother or he killed me.

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D.J. Byrnes
May 26, 2020
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My brother and I spent the last two months in self-isolation. Then he spent the last week bullying me about how I don’t know anything about “smoking meats” so I decided to drive five hours to Cashville, Tenakey to remind him I taught him everything he knows about smoked meats.

I sat on his porch and only ever went inside to sleep or brush my teeth. His f…

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