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Summer of Safety Spending to Be Overshadowed by Easier Access to Murder Machines

Columbus Mayor Andy Ginther thinks more cops are the answer to violent crime.

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D.J. Byrnes
May 27, 2022
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Praise ye, praise ye — Mayor Suburbs, long may he reign over our fair city, has decreed that there is no price he won’t pay to keep his loyal subjects safe from being the latest victim of gun violence.

From Bethany Bruner, the chief copagandist of dispatch.com [brackets mine]:

"We want to be the safest big city in Americ…

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