Tell Michigan We Just Want to Talk

America's annual tradition of butchery

Welcome to the most famous week on Ohio’s calendar. Don’t delude yourself into thinking I’m talking about Thanksgiving, when America celebrates a fictitious meal of historic camaraderie with the Natives right before we sold them blankets laced with small pox.

I speak of course of Michigan week. For all the shit I talk about Columbus, I am in the 1% of p…